Saturday, 12 July 2008

Instructions For Properly Hugging A Baby

First....find a baby!

Be sure that the object that you found was indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

Next you will need to flatten the baby before beginning the hugging process.

The "paw slide". Simply slide paws around the baby and prepare for possible close up.

Finally, if a camera is present you will need to execute the difficult and patented "hug, smile and lean" to achieve the best photo.