Thursday, 20 December 2007

That Will Teach Me!

I took Kadyn to the doctors this morning and was running late. There were no car parking spaces so I parked in the church car park next door. There is a sign on the wall saying "No parking for medical center" but as I was late I ignored it and thought it would be ok as I was not going to be long. It was pretty full so I had to park in the far corner. After seeing the doc we came back out into the car park and OH MY GOD! The whole car park was chocka blocka with all the cars blocked in. I was not only blocked in by 1 car but 12! Yes 12 cars were in my way!!

I called my mum and she said to go into the church and apologise and ask them to move so I could get out. I took a deep breath and we went into the church. It was full of people, most of them mentally disabled, singing "Ding Dong Merrily On High". I felt awful, I couldn't walk in and stop their concert. They all looked so happy bashing their tambourines. I asked the guy on the door what time the concert finished and he said 11am. He had special needs and considering it was already 11.50 I figured he didn't really know.

Me and Kadyn spent the next hour and a half sat in my car, waiting for the concert to finish.

I won't be parking there again! Oooooooops and a big sorry to the big guy above :o)

Wednesday, 12 December 2007


I was playing a game with my baby daughter today where I sit on the sofa and she stands up on my knees holding my hands. We rocked back and forth, nose to nose, she giggled and smiled and then PUKED - right in my face! Not just a little bit, a HUGE amount of HOT puke. On the up side of things, my mouth wasn't open! Thank God! The sick went straight down my top and collected in between my boobs - another reminder of just how big my melons really are!!!!!!!!!!!! Nice...........

Wednesday, 5 December 2007

It's Massive!

I have just put the lights on my HUGE Christmas tree! It's massive - it's a whopping 3 foot tall!!!! I have a tiny flat you know :o)

Sunday, 2 December 2007

Santa Tears

You know your having a bad day when you watch the film ELF and start crying then singing along with the crowd to "Santa Claus Is Coming To Town" to get Santa's Sleigh off the ground! It's run on Christmas spirit you know!!! :o) Singing is like petrol for his sleigh! Wish my car was run on singing - would be much cheaper!

Monday, 12 November 2007


It is 8.45pm and I'm wishing it was 9.45 so I don't feel so lame for wanting to go to bed so early. I LOVE my sleep, I have wicked dreams, they are exciting and funny and sometimes if I wake up in the middle of one to pee, I think about my dream over and over again, so when I get back into bed I can drift off back into the same dream.


For someone who talks a lot, all of a sudden I'm stumped. Trying to think of what to write...trying to write something interesting or funny and now it's dawned on me....I'm always TRYING to impress or please or satisfy or something or other, someone else. Who cares if it is boring or not funny? ME! and why? ....I'm not sure yet but maybe by writing down my feelings or thoughts or as I call them...waffles, I will find out why I care so much what everyone else thinks - cos believe me I wish I didn't!